Is Esperanza real, or are we all having a mass hallucination about something that could not possibly exist? Common sense says it must be the latter. Weighing in at a ridonkulous four pounds, Esperanza is a sweet handful of happiness that you can cuddle, feed, and take on short walks just like a real dog. She even poops real poops. This tiny and most perfect nugget can’t wait to meet you and your lap!