Zapp

In physics there are four fundamental forces that govern how objects interact, including the gravitational force, which attracts any two objects with mass – especially you and Zapp. As you get closer to him the gravitational pull between you increases, and the next thing you know you’re locked in orbit forever. Thank you, Sir Isaac Newton! Besides being exuberant, affectionate, and adorable, Zapp is also incredibly handsome. Just look at that face, will ya?