Xena

Yes, our Xena is indeed a Warrior Princess. She is also a chocolate chiweenie, so her goal – world peace – is equally ambitious, but her superpowers are slightly more chill. For instance, she uses her one-up-one-down ears and dazzling smile to disarm soreheads. Her peppy sociability can render dogs and humans helpless with benevolence. She is joyful, not nervous; humble and spry. She does not, however, carry any weapons or grudges and shows no interest in hand-to-hand combat. She believes that there isn’t any evil in this world that can’t be quashed by her signature boop, snoogle and butterfly kiss combo. Come test her theory!