Velcro

This little tuft of dryer lint is as cute as his tongue is long. Velcro has no teefers, no jaw, and zero interest in hiking. However, what he lacks in mandibles he makes up for in congeniality. Velcro gets along with everyone, and would love nothing more than to be held in your arms forever. He might only be about 4 pounds, but he’ll take up a mountain of space in your heart.