Tiny Tiara is a teacup papillon floof mix who is ready to retire from her career as a Derp Coach. Credited for the education of thousands of pups with tongues long and short, Tiara says the most rewarding part of her job is seeing a former student on walkies with a tongue in full derp salute. The thing she is looking forward to most about retired life is laying in your arms for about 90% of it.