We’re on hold with the zoo, hoping to nail down the confusing business of Teaspoon’s family tree. We think she’s a long-hair chihuahua who got lucky in the DNA sweepstakes, but her resemblance to a European badger, a black and white colobus and certain members of the lemur family have raised interesting questions. We can tell you that she is a mere 4-ish pounds and cute to a degree that may be dangerous. She loves a lap and a snuggle, especially if it leads to a loving home, kind attention and just-because treats and kisses.