Tank

Do you have a nice spacious lap? Tank needs to sit on it right now! This big strong boy may look like a gym bro, but he’s actually a cream puff who cares about nothing but snuggles, cuddles, belly rubs, and playing with toys. Tank has a giant brain, so if you need him to sit or shake all you have to do is ask. He’s also super polite and understands that your house is not a toilet. This guy is basically a person, but so much better.