Swift

Probably named Swift for the speed with which she’s going to fly off the shelves, this chunky black and white potato will find her way into your lap and then your heart faster than a speeding bullet. Her wonky waddle and gentle grunts reminiscent of a content piglet provide the most soothing ASMR you could hope to find. Swift is her name, but not her walking speed; this gal has more of a stop and smell the roses sashay than a sprint. Things she does do swiftly, however: grab a treat, fall asleep, and curl up for some pets and attention. If you’re looking for a cute chi companion, might we suggest that you swiftly meet Swift, before she hastens off to her forever home!