“All the world’s a stage,” but Shakespeare has decided his stage is your lap. This sweet, loving boy wants the full Shakespearean experience: your attention, your pets, your affection, and preferably to be held for the entire performance. He’s good with people, good with dogs, and clearly believes every great leading man deserves an adoring audience. No soliloquy necessary. Shakespeare has made his feelings perfectly clear: he wants to be loved, he wants to be cuddled, and he would like you to make that happen immediately.