Seltzer

Seltzer worked as a Catholic priest at St. Barks for more than 25 years. As much as he thought serving the Lord was “hella cool,” Seltzer recently realized he had a bigger, more important calling. He marched into Muttville exclaiming, “My mission is to be adopted!” and quickly exchanged his clergy collar for a blue sparkly one. What’s better than holy water? Seltzer of course.