Saloon Sally

Oh, you have a lap? I would love to sit there. I mean if you weren’t doing anything with it anyway, that is. I hope I’m not being too forward, but it just looks super cozy and comfortable. Don’t mind if I do! And those hands…as long as they’re just hanging out there near your lap maybe you could use them to pet me? Just a thought. Ahh, thanks a million. By the way, I’m Saloon Sally and YOU are my new best friend. Nice to meet you!