Ryan Gosling

“Hey girl. I heard you like beards, so I grew one for you last night. – Ryan Gosling Ladies of earth, you’ve heard right: Ryan Gosling is up for adoption! Ryan Gosling is as silky smooth as he looks, and he will sweep you right off of your feet. He has a level 10 expertise badge in listening, thinks you look beautiful in your sweatpants, and loves the way you handle that burrito. Ryan Gosling would love to meet someone who wants to cuddle and watch The Notebook. He is a total gentleman, so you wouldn’t mind having him by your side when you’re out and about. He’s not afraid of commitment and is ready for you to leash him up and go for long, leisurely strolls together forever. Ryan Gosling is estimated to be 9 years old and weighs 8 pounds.