Redford

Is he a little rugged, a lot handsome and destined for greatness? Of course. His name is Redford. A terrier in his slow-go years, he’s done with stunt work and the Chateau Marmont during awards season, but up for daily strolls, snuggling with dogs and people, and couch-based pitch meetings at which he will wordlessly approve all of your projects. He’s going to need an assist for the stairs, but tips generously with love and affection. Come bask in his greatness, admire his regal snout, and maybe run the Jurassic-Park-with-mutant doodles movie by him. He’ll say yes. You’ll take him home. The end.