Pi may the world’s most famous, elusive, and enigmatic ratio – but can it cuddle you? Keep you warm on a cold night? Does it love to have its butt scratched just so? No, it does not. To calculate those equations you need*this*Ratio, a shy hunk of sweetness with infinite love to give. He’s so nice and handsome, as you can see! Please open up your heart and let him move right on in.