We know you’ve always wanted to adopt Pumba, the lovable warthog from Lion King, but unfortunately you recently found out he’s a fictional character. Don’t fret. Meet Primo, the even more lovable comic-relief here at Muttville. Primo is just like Pumba (tiny tusks, shaped like a potato, tells great jokes) but better. Can an animated warthog follow you around and take little snoozles in your lap? No, but Primo can!