Pipette

A French Revolutionary heroine, Pipette used to host political discussions with the Paris elite in her salon. She held a moderate stance during the tumultous periods of the French Revolution and the Napoleonic era, and gets along equally with those on the far right, far left, and everyone in between. If you are feeling any sort of political anxiety at the moment, Pipette will soothe all your fears for she deeply understands that after prolonged periods of unrest, comes restorative naps, chicken snacks, and strolls on the beach. Pipette is is fluffy with long legs, exceedingly friendly, and ready to make your life more peaceful and fun. Merci beaucoup, Pipette!