Nessie

Nessie has it all: a curly piglet tail, head-mounted satellite dishes for optimal audio reception, and a coat so shiny that you’ll no longer need to carry around a pocket mirror to reapply your lipstick after meals. If her belly could speak it would surely cry out, "Human, I entreat thee to rub me, now! Can thou resist? Nay, ’tis not possible. Accept my challenge AND thy fate!