Minka

Is Minka real, or are we all having a collective dream about something that could not possibly exist? Common sense says it must be the latter. Weighing in at a ridonkulous four pounds, Minka is a sweet, friendly handful of happiness that you can cuddle, feed, and take on walks just like a real dog. She even poops real poops. If you adopt Minka you will, however, need to learn first aid, because everyone who encounters her immediately faints from the overwhelming joy. Simply revive them and explain that sometimes dreams do come true.