Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet did not sit on her tuffet, she actually sat on her hoomans. And in regards to her curds and whey? Ewww no thank you! She prefers biscuits and gravy! When along came a spider and sat down beside her all she did was shoo it away! Miss Muffet is one tough cookie! She ain’t afraid of no ghosts. She will protect you when you need it and love you without asking. She doesn’t know how tiny she actually is because last time she looked in the mirror was in a fun house years ago! She is like the little engine that could. She always thinks she can! Don’t mistake her for the cowardly lion whatever you do! She has courage and strength to carry her through. She is like Goldilocks looking for a cozy bed to sleep in. Her happily ever after. Someone to join her in the next chapter of her storybook.