Laptop

Meet Laptop, your new, not-so-secret admirer. Who needs coy texts, confusing body language and unrequited love when you can have a pocket-sized scruff-covered terrier mix with gigantic ears who stares soulfully into your eyes, silently proclaiming his intention to love you just as you are? He also likes dogs, has great manners, and his youthful wag and swag are both impressive and entertaining. Adopt Laptop for the sweet companion you absolutely deserve.