Kier

We’re not sure how to tell you this, but we’re pretty sure Kier is a genius. Why? Well, she’s clearly found a way to reverse aging – just take a look at her to see the proof. At thirteen, she’s somehow endlessly peppy and playful, with a boundless appetite for life. Stairs? She could solve them in her sleep. Long walks? Elementary. And she’s not just a top-tier scientist: she’s a great friend, fascinated by dogs and people alike. Get in early and adopt her now, before she wins the Nobel Prize for Good Girls and becomes a household name.