Jeez. Just when you think Muttville couldn’t possibly invent another show-stopping senior chihuahua, we present Kelso. He’s got all the vintage chihuahua wins: an apple head, a potato body, neck rolls for days, and delicate little getaway sticks that don’t want to get away. But wait, there’s more! Kelso ALSO has a distinguished (and squishable) grey coat, sweet, weary eyes, and a mellow vibe. You’ll want to bring him to parties and then talk only to him.