John Waters

John Waters, a stout champagne chi with plenty of swagger, is obviously divine. Loves people, holds his own with other dogs, leans in without shame to all scratches and cuddles on offer. Probably looks dandy in a gold lamé smoking jacket. A senior on the super side at 15, he is nonetheless an agile little fireplug with places to go and people to see. And his wry wisdom, delivered wordlessly with great humility, is life affirming. Need an affectionate guru with very short legs? Got him!