Joan Jett

Is it just us or does Joan Jett, salt n’ pepper super senior of conspicuous charm, look like the lead singer of a (chihuahua) Joan Jett cover band? The bright eyes, hint of pink tongue, slightly diabolical smile – she’s a lock on the Godmother of Rock. Alas, no singing so far, but we can tell you she’s sweet, smart, easygoing and a big fan of treats. She’s also got pep for short walks, gets along with her canine peers and digs people, especially the affectionate kind. Also, her ears are beyond reproach. Pretty much 100 percent love with bright eyes and a velvet suit. Meet her soonest.