Hoagie

Hoagie is the guy who makes the party less awkward. His warm, calm personality puts everyone at ease, turning strangers into instant friends over a lap cuddle or a belly rub. Having a bunch of shy nerds over for a holiday get-together? Invite Hoagie to come lubricate that social scene and your guests will pop right out of their shells! In fact, just ask him to move in with you. He’s so incredibly sweet, handsome, and nice. You won’t regret it.