Helvetica

Shall we compare Helvetica to a summer’s day? Absolutely. A golden doxie of rare beauty, this youthful lass is a lithe ray of sunshine who brings a special warmth and light to the village of Mutt. She is gentle and courteous, wears the incongruous ears of a fawn, and tiptoes with quiet bravery from dog to human to kid to cat, making friends and lasting impressions. We love her, dear reader, and will find it hard to let her go. It is only your good intentions in adopting this most lovely and temperate creature, that allow us to celebrate her departure. Hark, proceed!