Hatch

When you first see Hatch, you might be surprised to stumble upon a silky black-haired mutt who looks like he’s practicing to be the chalk outline at a crime scene. When Hatch sploots, this little guy goes all in – paws akimbo, bending in ways that belie phenomenal flexibility and a true desire to achieve nirvana through relaxation. He clearly takes his reclining position seriously, and though it looks effortless, we’re sure he cultivated his sploot with the dedication and devotion of a true influencer. His adorable frosting faced muzzle will gaze out at you from what looks like a tiny bearskin rug, encouraging you to invite him on your adventures or, more likely, trying to convince you to lie down with him. We’d expect a certain amount of artful splooting from such a dapper dog with eight years of practice, and we are NOT disappointed. Now, don’t get us wrong, he also likes a good jaunt around the block, but Hatch’s true passion is napping. If you’re looking for a cute puptato to nap with, look no further than champion splooter, Hatch!