If you’re looking for the perfect cookies and cream topping for the hot fudge sundae that you call life, Guffman is here to solve your dessert debacle. This chihuahua cutie has a tiny body, big ears, and enough personality to fill the Grand Canyon. Guffman’s enormous ears are perfectly poised to catch your slightest whisper (or the sound of a treat bag rustling), so you just know that he’ll never miss a thing. Whether you’re going for a walk, kicking back to watch TV on the couch, or ready for a nap, Guffman is here for it. He’s also more than happy to accompany you while cooking or eating, especially if you might drop some tasty tidbits. Is your life lacking Guffman?