Gonzo

Everyone knows that blondes have more fun! Gonzo is just the guy to prove it. He’s the type of guy up first on the mic at karaoke, the first to skydive out of a plane, and the first to wake up in the morning with a face tattoo. Thank gawd for tattoo removal! He used to live in Vegas and party till the sun came up and then get up in the morning and show up to work on time impersonating Elvis at a drive through wedding Chapel. He had the perfect upper lip to fool everyone! If only the king was still alive! These days he likes to sit on your lap and reminisce about the days when he could pull an all nighter. Now he likes to read the Sunday paper and be in bed by 10pm. Gonzo is still a very outgoing guy just a bit wiser with age!