He may only have one eye but he sure does use it to his advantage.
Officer: Sir why did you cross the street on a red light?
Dougie: I didn’t see the light change.
Muttville Volunteer: Dougie why did eat all the treats in the jar?
Dougie: Oopsie I misread "Take One for "Take Some!
Kind lady at the cafe: Excuse me sir, why did you help yourself to the doughnuts freshly baked?
Dougie: Oh dear I thought the sign read "Dougie Fresh Baked I thought you made them for me!
Don’t let the Shih-Tzu fool you! His one eye works better then having two. He loves the walkies and can see the stop lights just fine. Oh Dougie…You are one funny guy!