Here at Muttville, we are inspired purveyors of canine care packages, each a fast-acting, everlasting, interactive, zero-calorie trove of furry goodness. Cupcake, an unbearably cute Maltese, is no exception. Very tiny in stature, she is big on affection, enjoying humans and dogs in a newly shorn coat of snow white floofles. Tucked under the arm, she delivers the dopamine of a thousand Instagram clicks, without the nagging pangs of regret. In the lap before bedtime, she improves sleep. We think her ears might lower your blood pressure. Adopt her and continue research as the guinea pig and very lucky guardian of this sweetie pie.