Cooler

Excuse me, is that a lap? Was anyone planning to use it? Oh gosh, please forgive my manners. Let me introduce myself first. My name is Cooler, and I’m a tiny bite of love that my friends would describe as calm, quiet, delightful, precious, friendly, and the belle of every ball. Now let’s get back to that lap because if I’m being totally honest it still looks quite empty to me. So give me a hand and hoist me right on up there if you don’t mind. Ahh, that’s it. Thank you!