Columbo

Columbo may not be the party guest who does keg stands and dances on the tables, but does anyone actually like that dude? This shy guy’s hobbies include solving homicide mysteries, being handsome, and coming out of his shell when he feels safe, secure, and loved. Wouldn’t it feel incredible to tuck this sweet boy into a warm bed at night and tell him he’s finally home? Yes, it sure would.