Circle your wagons round the fire, Cowboys and Cowgals. I’m going to tell you a story about Billy the Kid.
Chihuahua legend has it that Billy the Kid is wanted for acts of extreme cuteness ‘round these parts. You better be a quick draw on the treats if you meet him, you hear? I bet you’re wonderin’ what all the fuss is about, so look here: Billy the Kid is the most gosh darn adorable tuxedo Chihuahua that ever did roam the West. Now I know what you’re thinking: quit your yammerin’ and tell me how to make him mine. Easily, my friend. Mosey on down to Muttville to meet him.Billy the Kid is estimated to be xx years young and weighs xx lbs.
