Baton Twirler

From the frosted tips of her sculpted eyebrows to the soles of her white fur go-go boots, Baton Twirler is a solid candidate to lead your personal parade. Full disclosure: She is also a notorious thief of hearts who collects friends and admirers with guileless ease. Not her fault, of course, given the pep, smile and sweet disposition. She just happens to be irresistible to dogs and people, loves attention and enjoys a neighborhood jaunt (with or without stairs). It all adds up to potential celebrity status and its minor inconveniences, but believe us, her heart will belong to you alone.