Autumn

Do you remember when you were trying to be a good mom and help your kids learn about seasons by using those clunky scissors to make red and orange leaves to paste on a yellow poster? What a hassle. Instead, why not appreciate the fall with a pumpkin spice latte and this girl by your side? Autumn is the sweetest pit-bulldog-who-knows-what mix who doesn’t have a cruel bone in her wrinkly, hot, mom bod. She is friendly, trusting, and gets along with all dogs big and small. She loves being scratched and snuggled, and unlike your kids who threw tantrums when their dumb leaves looked more like monster hands, Autumn will always appreciate everything you do for her.