Assistant Manager

Go ahead, ask for the Assistant Manager! You’ll be glad you did. Not because he’ll give you a refund for that wonky Vitamix (he won’t), but because he is a waggy love magnet with a bouffant hairdo whose sweetness and perk will convince you that you never needed a Vitamix in the first place. What you need – for your health, happiness and tender heart – is this Assistant Manager. Ask for him. He’ll be right out!