Meet Apple Betty, a snack-sized super senior who loves resting, being sweet to everyone, and listening to the ecstatic squeals of all humans she encounters. Please consult your GP for fitness testing if you’re considering adopting her. Your doctor will conduct standard evaluations such as the Post-It Test (if you can hold a post-it in your outstretched hand for 30 seconds then you have enough strength to carry Apple Betty) and basic cardio screening to make sure your heart can handle all the love that’s about to blast through it.